They give you shots when you need them, change your bed pans, clean you, help you piss. Hiring a prostitute opens up a can of worms that would likely give you worms, you don’t want that.
If I had no arms, no wife, or no girlfriend I’d be fucked. Maybe if you’re from Mississippi, but if you’re anywhere else what do you do in that situation? You just don’t blurt out, “Hey Mom! I need you to jerk me off!” now do you.
How does the armless man masturbate? It made me wonder about all of those poor armless people living at home with their parents. I have posed this question before to friends.
Not 2 minutes ago I read an article about a nurse in England who bought a 15 year old patient a rubber vibrating vagina to take care of his sexual needs.įirst off, I must tip my hat to this woman.
